Pictures speak..

Enjoy these 39 pictures. Weighing in at 600K, it'll take a couple of minutes for 56k-ers. Looking up from my 15th floor Breathtaking views from above And more... And more... The guys at BM remidial class The wedding I attended More... It was last Saturday That's why I missed Youth Meet I guess I've missed "THE ACTION" back in youth meet Things didn't went well, I heard Last pic of the wedding =) Dad's friend's daughter The cars. Sweet. BMBC Tree of blockage. The sign The church The dam Mengkuang Dam Keston Mengkuang Dam More shots of hometown, Bukit Mertajam The gradient is making me look stunted! Worse case of camera shyness :P Jason and Andreen Climbing the STEEP slope at Mengkuang! Chillin' Andreen & Juliana Dang.. I love Zoom! (This pic taken w/out permission) The guys The elderly having fun too! Multi-talented girls =) Adults havin their fun! Having a break! Uncle Joel Games Timeout! Jacob the rapper... Vivi promoting peace =) Picture of the Year... Kes acting funny! Singing. =)

Just another forward.

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel. "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes," the farmer replied proudly. "I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did. Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin. Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time? Penicillin. The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name? Sir Winston Churchill. Someone once said: What goes around comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's Heaven on Earth. It's National Friendship Week. Send this to everyone you consider A FRIEND. Pass this on, and brighten someone's day. AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH: You had better send this back!! Good Luck! I hope it works... May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. ==== What a load of crab! But I don't mind the encouraging words :P

GOOD DAY AT PICNIC

Message sent from 0165436628 Message sent at 30/05/2004 21:59:25 Message text: CHURCH FWEN.GREAT TIME HAVIN FUN!CHURCH WZ EVENTFUL.CERITA 2MRW.ON DA WAY HOME!

How God works

God sure knows how to teach His children. Just now, at class around 11am, the Microapp teacher was teaching us to use Excel.. and asked us to draw a plan (diagram) using Excel. It was as fun as eating sand! Well, after finishing, she inspected my work, and concluded that it wasn't complete. With a sour face, and an inflated ego, I gave her the middle finger salute. Had a giggle with my friends, and yes... that WAS satisfying. Driving home, near the "underpass"... I wanted to go to the left lane in order to reach home. After signalling for 10 secs, still they don't give way. Suddenly, I look in front and I was so close to the Merz's bumper.. I swirved left, and nearly hit this motor cyclist. Asshole gave me the salute! Haha.. isn't it amazing how God works? Oh, I won't be going to Youth Meet today. Dad and mum have Malay wedding reception to attend. Oh well, guess I'll continue my Shrek 2 in CANTONESE, Confessions of hot chic and of course, Troy.. VCD galore.. and of course, study for my Semiconductor exams!

What a day!

Today after college, at 3pm ish.. I drove dad and mum to BM. This is the first time me driving across the famous Penang bridge. I nearly met an accident as there was a sudden "brake" near the Toll Plaza.. emergency braked.. luckily the air bags didn't pop up, or I get killed by the air bags!! lol.. it was frightening (for dad and mum).. I was reasonably cool and calm, altho abit shaken lah.. Overall, it thought me the "peraturan dua saat" I learnt once upon a time. Other than that, the whole journey to BM went smooth, I'm now l33t. Talking about l33t.... Liang, Neil (collegemates) and I were on MSN talking l33t. Leet talk (or elite talk) is a language commonly used by hackers so that their messages cannot be intercepted or searched using a search engine. If I were to tell you "i'll be breaking into microsoft june 1st".. then, the FBI or whatever can Google these terms and find my website (gosh, no.. I don't have the experties to hack MS). So, h4ck3r$ t4lK 1!k3 tH1$... and u$3 t3Rm$ l!k3 ph34r, l33t, p4wned (search around the web, there should be a leet dictionary somewhere). Its a fun language to learn and use while MSNing.. Rather than lousy SMS lingo. Hi to cousin Li Tinh, Ruth, Jen, Radiance and all da nice people who managed to drop by piptech.org (through the bulletin board). Sorry for inconvenicen.. Just wanting them to post something in the Forums b4 arriving here. =0 Neway, congrats to Vivi for getting Biochem, Danny for getting Dentistry (hey, its a blessing too.. u may earn your million in 5-10 years.. if u work hard!) also to Andreen (Chinese lit, whoa.. respect dude.. everytime I *try* to speak Manglish, u sure / can laugh at me... cuz I speak like ang-mo!) and to Jon.. whatever course u might be taking.. all da best! =) Dad and I watched the American Idol replay, the Finals on 8TV.... first song for Diana deGemuk was great, 2nd one abit lousy and 3rd one was a disaster. She was intimidated by Fantasia's wonderful performance.... Fantasia didn't start well, but her 2nd and 3rd song was out of this world. I'll buy her album when it comes ;) Remember Ruben Studdord, Clay Aiken and that Guy Sebastian (yea, Rach, I know u like him). Listening to Bone Thugs, and D12. Gnite all, college at 9am tomorrow, hence 8am have to leave home, hence 7am have to wake up. And as usual, I'll be mia, afk (missing in action, away from keyboard) for the whole of Saturday and Sunday in Bukit Mertajam. ;-) Thanks for visiting!

Colleges in Malaysia

Please add urs.. USM ------------------------------------------------ 1.Mie - sinaran perubatan 2.Paan - Tekno bio sumber 3.Wawa - sains gunaan 4.farahrufflurve a.k.a cetak^rompak-interpetasi terjemahan UPSI ------------------------------------------------ 1.Amiey - Pendidikan sains UTM ------------------------------------------------- 1.Zety - Remote sensing KuiTTHO ------------------------------------------------- 1.Miss Potter - Kej. awam UM ------------------------------------------------- 1.Nina - Environmental engineering 2.Asma - Science Comp UiTM ------------------------------------------------- UPM azmir a.k.a badak (kimia petroleum) ------------------------------------------------- KDU (Kolej Damansara Utama a.k.a. Kolej Duit Utama) Irkuys - Hotel & Catering Management, Professional Chef Piptech.org - Diploma in Electronics, Telecommunications and Computer Engineering!

Downloads

More downloads Yupp

The Broken video

Check out this hackers video DANGER: 27.3MB in size! Click here More content coming soon ;)

At college now..

Well, yesterday was eventful. After the usual 2-5:30 pm date with Ms Voon, the Engineering Maths teacher, I headed for Komtar.. it was abit of a crawl.. but eventually, I found the BSN (bank simpanan).. the place where the badminton was on. It was only about 6pm, so I went to Komtar there and Cybercafe-d.. Wasted RM 3 for an hour's of access, but what the heck :P At around 6:45pm, went for makan. I had yin yong.. which was excellent - at New Lane area.... 7:10pm, met the gang. And I was surprised! Apparently, almost all of them are from Engineering. KDU Penang has 6-7 schools, but School of Engineering was the dominant one.. A few ppl I know, they're my senior. It was fun stuff, really.. cuz all of them played very well.. Even the girls were skilled. I had loads of fun, and oh.. I beat them all :P [brags] Next Wed / Thu, I'll probably have supper with them. They usually have a gathering after the 9pm game... so that's kinda fun. Today, I'll skip badminton, my arms hurt badly... Its been 1/2 a year since I last played, see? But I was still reasonably at the top of my form. Wheee =) Later that night, wrote some testimonials on Friendster and had fun ;) Nothing much happened, and I slept a bit late lah... 2:45am, my alarm woke me up. I woke up, shut it off.. and went back to bed. FC Porto and Monaco don't excite me. Probably the worst finals in Champions' League History! Ultimately, the class of Porto showed, and they won 3-0. Good for them... screw their coach! (who is apparently going to Chelsea next season). Woke up as usual this morning... abit late, preparing my assignment (as below).. then 9:25am, went to the school computer lab to have it printed... Still got 50 pages in my Printing quota :-D must use puas puas! I'm staying back today for BM classes later with Puan Suraya... The cool teacha.. =) Gonna meet my buddies from H&T.. and have loadsa fun learning about the history of the Malay language, and how to improve my language in general. 5:30pm, shud reach home. Plan to sleep well, and rest my right arm... Still kinda hurts, and probably will read up my Semiconductor and Telecommunications and do some Maths. My Maths sucked. Only 8 marks out of 15.. and its all on Surds and rational numbers nia.. me so disgraceful. I can justify that my buddies also got around that region, highest being 8.75 marks nia.. but hey, gotta do better!!! Man U has signed Alan Smith for 7 mil pounds. Well, he's a good buy, except his temper. He's known to get angered very easy. Surely will get lotsa red card wan, and tunnel burst up with his own team mate or manager. He's a tough guy, so.. hope he can score and provide for Man United in 90 days time. Till then, its boredom 100%!!! No footie, only Euro 2004.... But that's equally good too. Next weekend, Olivia & Anthony are coming to Penang for a wedding, and on Sunday, dad and mum are going to KL for a wedding... So, they carpool and dad and mum take bus back to Penang lah. I'll be driving them, so that's l33t. I've been starving myself the past few days.. eating less and all. Hopefully, my waist can reduce sikit to less then 36' lah... (now its around 37') and my weight, target: 160 pounds, 70kg... (now at 165 pounds oredi). I've been badmintoning abit, so my leg muscles are leet now... So firm. =) Sigh, how I wish my whole body was as mascular! Do post in the Forums / Community Discussion Boards. Start a topic, reply to a post.. just say anything that's on your mind. ALL ARE INVITED and your post will make me smile ;-) Thank you.

My assignment

Argh.. its late. Can't find that darn floppy disk (wait a sec, my new computer has NO floppy drive).. And my pen drive (128MB) is lost! Somewhere. So, I'll just upload my assignment on my blog. How smart ;) Its actually due tomorrow, but today, I'm pretty bz 9-1 Telecom replacement class.... 2-5 usual BM class 6-9 badminton, 9-10, supper with badminton gang. Tomorrow 9am assignment due. Sucky Porto won the Champions' League final. Their coach is going to Chelsea next season.. interesting... jason.zip

Badminton

college finish at 5pm arrive komtar at 5:30pm nearly kena saman for illegal parking at 3:30pm thank God the teacher give us recess at 3:15pm i move my car at 3:20 pm its now 6:15pm and i'm at komtar cybercafe by 6:45 pm , i shud be indulging in good food =) 7:15, i meet the KDU guys for badminton

Maths problem!

Help me solve this!!! using the "forums" or.. the "comments system" lah.. let a = 1 and b = 1 a = b a2 = ab a2 - b2 = ab - b2 (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b) a+b=b b+b=b 2b = b 2 = 1 ! Huh? 2 equals 1?

Pictures

Pictures taken on my Palm Zire 71 camera.. decent, right? Couch My new haircut Man U v Milwall Durian Dad and mum Mum Durian More durian from granny

Baccck...

Well, quite an uneventful weekend. Sunday, we went to granny's to grab some durians, 10 in all. Later there's a Computer Fundamentals exams.. hope I'll do decent! Church was great, this pastor spoke about prayer... very powerful message.. and hope that I can change, and spend more time talking with God. I got my hair cut, its now abit short, I'll post pics this afternoon.

Man U 3 - Milwall 0

Woohoo, we are the FA Cup champions! Whee.... Today, going to BM for church service. Last night, we slept here in Penang, cuz dad and mum went to a prayer meet here.. well, i watched the FA Cup, it was tensed for the 1st 45 minutes cuz Milwall showed they were up to it.. but then again, Man U proved that they're not only just the "hype".. but the "real thing!!" Well, cya all.. Sorry for the server downtime. And visit the forums, ok?

Weddings

What is it about wedding? First, the Danish CROWN prince broke the law and married an Australian without the consent of the government (how sad).. Then, now the Spanish Prince wed. Both the brides are commoners.... how sweet. Oh, and lets not forget the CROWN prince of Brunei wed a 17 year old school girl :) Future king and queen of Brunei... Argh.. all this pressure is killing me!! And my sister is getting married this December! I need to beat her! Anyone wanna marry me? Starting bid: RM 1... e-mail me!

The Terminal

"You are a girl, who could pick any guy you want. Why Mr. Navorski"? "This is something a man like you, can't understand!" I've gotta watch "The Terminal". In other news, I've been fiddling around with my new Zire 71. I've loaded close to 60 songs onto the 128MB SD card I bought, and it works like a charm. I also bought 6 audio CDs.. D12, Eminem, Disney Classics 1&2, TVB Cantonese serial songs and William Hung - Inspiration. Will sucks. End of story. Gday all!

SAS Brunei Survey

Pass it on! SAS students survey Since there has been sooooo….. many irrelevant surveys floating on Friendster and other blogs / sites, I hereby submit my SAS Student’s Survey. Hope all you St. Andrew’s School Brunei students can fill this up. Have you pissed off: a. Mr. Solomon Soo before? b. Mr. Jacob Chin before? c. Mr. Khor before? d. Ms Jane before? e. Ckg Chong before? f. Mrs Shafee before? g. Ms Rosemary Ong before? h. Mrs. Manik before? i. Mr Sooriyakumar before? j. Mr. A.J. before? k. Ms Mary Shin before? l. Puan Normah Aziz before? m. Mrs C.J before? n. Mr Chang before? What do you have to say about: (please *try* to be positive wherever possible) a. Mr. Solomon Soo? b. Mr. Jacob Chin? c. Mr. Khor? d. Ms Jane? e. Ckg Chong? f. Mrs Shafee? g. Ms Rosemary Ong? h. Mrs. Manik? i. Mr Sooriyakumar? j. Mr. A.J.? k. Ms Mary Shin? l. Puan Normah Aziz? m. Mrs C.J? n. Mr Chang? o. The librarian? p. The caretaker – Mr. Philip? q. The caretaker – Mr. Rahim? s. The canteen man – Mr & Mrs Tan? t. The other canteen stall guys? u. The Student Councillors? If you had $10 million to be used for the school, what would you upgrade / buy? If you were the principal, what would you do? In your opinion, which teachers are *hot* or *handsome* or *good looking* (unlimited space, mind u!) Do you think of any possible “couples” combination of the teaching / admin staff? Most strict teacher. Most “mild” teacher. Most “fun” teacher. Most boring subject in school: Most fun subject in school: If there was a “Teachers’ Idol” competition, who would you vote? Dial: 1800 idols 01 for Ms Ong 1800 idols 02 for Mrs Manik 1800 idols 03 for Ms. Pushpa 1800 idols 04 for Jasmine Trias (hawt.. hawt) 1800 idols 05 for your own nomination 1800 idols 06 for Mr Jacob Chin 1800 idols 07 for Mrs Shafee and finally 1800 idols 08 if you think no one fits in this category St. Andrew’s School – in 30 words would be: What do you think of Piptech.org? :-P Enjoy the survey / questionnaire! Pip pip@piptech.org http://piptech.org

Jokes

A sudden change of mind My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery. The guide to wife translations The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like. The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I'm sorry The wife means: You'll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

The hate note

Wow.. I'm actually honoured to receive my first hate note. All my friends would laugh their asses off when they see this. I'm really actually a friendly guy. Anyhow, this guy think otherwise. This guy, Zeroize is from Lowyat.net. He tried to buy one of the many things I offer for sale there. So, yes, he's right.. he tried to cut a deal with me and forced me to lower the price. Me being the seller had the final say, right? Well, he didn't really take critisism well.. Just like the guy on American Idol that Simon said "Sounded like a sick puppy dog"... Hahaha.... Vell, harsh words, by Zeroize's intepretation means "I'm not as nice as your girlfriend.. I can't kiss your ass as much as she does". My point being, basically, I can give you your HIGH EXPECTATIONS of what a Netizen should be. Simple. If you don't like what I say, stop talking to me. Instead, he replied "You are very rude".. Well, I must admit I'm sarcastic but, rude? hahahhaa.. U crack me up! I don't know what it mean(s) to be polite? I am THE MOST polite person you'll probably encounter. Think I'm bragging? Head over to my Forums and post a poll on whether or not I'm rude. You're crazy, my friend. Crazy. Certainly, I don't have the businessman quality. Me is Engineering student. Well, duh~ Well, if I don't have a businessman mentality, how am I to made so many deals go through at Lowyat.net? I have sold my P4 mobo and processor, bought a Palm Zire... Pen drive.. I've made close to 6-7 successful deals. So far, you are the worst "sad puppy dog" in the internet. Nuff said. I don't feed the trolls. ------ Now I'm at college, doing BM. We've got an assignment to do, it'll take up 10% of our final marks.. Ulasan on a story written by our Malay teaher 14 years ago. She's a great author, btw.. Noor Suraya.. Very understanding lady with great personality. Her knowledge knows no boundaries and her language is fluent as silk :) both in English and Malay. Well, to sum it up: she rawks. My palm zire 71 is with me now, and its great as promised. I loaded the bible onto it.. and i have 2 versions. I could have up to 40+ versions in different languages, but what the heck for! I also am using the remote control function. Later I'll try other games and programs... Need time :) Hi to K.Y (Khai Yuen)

No words can describe my happiness!