11.5.04

Total Randomness from Pip

Take note: The post below was typed in typical pip fashion. Beware. Well, that Thai Prime Minister finally bought 30% stake in Liverpool FC. Obviously, there are lots of Liverpool fans in Thailand, mainly because of Owen and Gerrard. But hey, can't blame 'em... that's what Liverpool's all about! Now they have 60mil pounds from Thaksin's share purchase + a 30 mil kitty litter he promised. That's close to a cool 100 mil to spend in the seasons to come. Good for you, Ziq :-) Mass mailing. Hmm.. I like doing it. Many of us teens do... but the problem is, no one bothers do hide your receipient's identity! Its quite rude to display all those e-mail addresses naked like that. That's how pr0n advertisements get into your box, silly. So, next time you're forwarding something, in the To: field, type your own e-mail address, then, for your friend's e-mail addresses, hide it using the BCC (blind carbon copy) field. Simple? Practise it today! :-D Do you think we are created with a random preset? We're talking creation, and our origins here... a bit to do with religion. Do you think God pre-programmed us with stuff, or is there really free will? My opinion: Certainly, we need some sort of instruction to start with. As we know, humankind's inputs are their eyes, ears, tongue, skin, and nose. But what initially initiates the senses? Our sixth's sense? Do you get what I mean? We need our basic set of instructions. We need to be programmed to do what we do. A baby needs guidance from his or her parents... hence influence. Is our upbringing to blame, if we ever falter, and do the wrong things (aka sin)? Can we blame consequences? Why do people kill? Can the murderer go free, and blame it on his upbringing, which has NOTHING to do with the murder, but has a DIRECT IMPACT with his life? Did God program such thoughts (like murder, adultery etc) into man's knowledge? Wait, what is the purpose of God creating us? He has his heavening beings singing praises to him all day long. Why create us? Where did the "dust" that God used to create man came from? Wait a sec, what ground? What happened 10 years before God started his 6 day creation? Drinking Heiniken and watching football? NO wait.. he existed before anything. There's no logic. No wait... is there a God? All the evidence brought forward to me are unconvincing. If they were, there wouldn't be such doubts in minds of billions today. And all would agree on one single religion. Even Christianity has different diviations and cults. Is hell big enough for all the unbelievers of Jesus Christ? Seriously, there should be close to tens of billions of people in hell today. Hey, if we actually made the wrong "choice".. our creator's gonna burn us in hell. Dude.. that's sad, innit? But don't worry. Look at the friends around you. They're all from different religions, I'm sure not all of them will make it to heaven anyway... so, at least you have company. My theory is that when we die, we just die. Body rots, heart stops beating. End of story. We will be in a state of nothingness. No judgment, no suffering, no bullshit. My motto: Live life (on earth) to the fullest! yeah, baby! Wait.. now its starting to become clear... There MUST be some sort of private competition between God and Satan. They must be in their heavenly thrones, playing a game of "Sims". God: Haha.. I got 5 billion people believing in a God Satan: You watch out.. My 1 billion consisting of atheists and people not being preached to are mine. They're owned. They're pawned! (thanks Fend for those terms).. God: Ah.. this game is getting boring. Satan: Yeah... lets start a "religion" game.. Since everyone is convinced that there's a God, why not see who they LOVE. God: Great idea. Satan: Alright.. [insert religionS here] belongs to me. God: Alrighty, I'll take Christianity, Buddhism and Islam. Satan: Deal. Lets see who will get the more "believers" God: Your tactics are pathetic. Satan: [middle finger salute] God: >:-P Now, there are still people fighting for their faiths. All of them are political. If religion is proven to be a big joke, then the world will be in chaos. There will be no order and we'll be living in fear. There will be people killing people, all the bad things will just dominate the world. Hence, religion has been maintained so those bad things don't happen; and that we actually live in peace. Its like.. the good conscience winning the victory. okay, that was totally random. How do you differenciate between our good conscience, and the "voice of God"?? Everyone, since birth, has been implanted (like I say, pre-programmed) with a good and bad conscience. These conscience are attacked when religion comes into play. It seems to me, they are given new names, i.e. God and Satan. Funny how we interprete things. Who is to be believed? Who has the answer? Look at non-Christians. There are the good guys and the bad guys. What makes them different from us, the believers of Jesus Christ? Are we that special? Let's not take any scripture quotes into the picture. Lets talk reasoning and human logic. Doesn't make sense, does it? And the thing about faith. What the heck is it? Believing in something you cannot prove? What for? Bottom line: Believe. Just believe.. :D and Christianity rawks! Christianity p4wNs all your other religion's asses! mwahhaa!! Oh, and we're gonna f*king die soon. An Asteriod, a few miles in diameter with an uncertain "course" is scheduled to make a near-Earth approach. If anything screws up (god forbid), it could mean the end of the world this September. "Are you ready? Let's try it!"

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